beach house livin'.

jorratedlegs:

jorratedlegs:

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

  • ok
  • NICE
  • hell ye!
  • no…….
  • yes?
  • sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS
  • thank you so much!
  • fuck!

more reasons im a NPC:

  • if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 
  • will only talk to people if they start conversation first 
  • my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running
  • if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue
  • if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions
  • i will drop a lot exposition if you ask
  • sometimes i get stuck on doors
  • you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice
  • low HP

(via the-nerdy-fangirl)

sarcastic-clapping:

me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect…..

person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong

me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..

(via egberts)

mother-duster:

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

(via egberts)

hellyesbro:

stimman3000:

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godspeed you wet idiot

(via btwimprettygay)

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